You are here:  ⊲ 

We have a collection of 1 Humor quotes from Adam Carolla

"The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'" (ID 38253)

Related categories for this author:

Age   ;   Family   ;   Food   ;   Freedom   ;   Future   ;   Car   ;   Government   ;   Success   ;   Money   ;   Beauty   ;   Humor;  Patriotism   ;   Architecture   ;   Computers   ;   Funny   ;   Mom   ;   Education   ;   Health   ;   Business   ;   Movies   ;